Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!!!
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
