Victim jokes
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only ÂŁ50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀