We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Victim Jokes
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
