Victim

Victim jokes

I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"

We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...

Unless you're being raped by a clown.

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  • How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.

    Guys, I'm back...

    Here's my joke:

    What is blue and red all over?

    Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

    Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.

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  • If you kill someone, that's murder.

    If you kill a family member, that's still murder.

    If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."