Victim jokes
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."