Versus jokes
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
A stab wound.
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between parking a car and finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody finds out.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex? An and Or!
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.