Vehicle jokes
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
KSI driving ability.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.