My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts
3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.
What's big and yellow and can't swim, a bus filled with children
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
What’s a Muslims favorite Car? A Citroën C4.
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren't aFORDable
A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.
The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed."
The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong."
The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"
How many people can you fit in a car? 6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front and my nan in the ash tray.
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart
If your buy renault megane, all your girls will be gone
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!!!
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people? I'D HIT THAT
Why do orphans never get a car
Because their parents need to buy them one
A girl called me ugly So I drove over her with a car and called her flat
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
what is green and looks like a school bus
a school bus
What's yellow and cant swim? a bus full of kids
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
whats the diffrence between a homeless person and a car only one gets fuel
