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Priest

    • Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.

    The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.

    "We're searching for two child molesters," he says.

    The driver leans over to the other priest, and they whisper between themselves.

    Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."

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    Fly

    • What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?

    Its butt.

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    • Incest

    • Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?"

    Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You're only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?"

    Cindy says: "Well daddy, I'll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it ..."

    Dad gives in and says: "OK, give me a head-job then".

    He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste's like shit!"

    Dad goes: "Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon ..."

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    • Pedophile

    • The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.

    "Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"

    So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"

    "Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."

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    Car

    • If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.

    I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.

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    Fly

    • What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?

    Its ass.

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    • Pigeon

    • Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?

    A: A suicide bomber.

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