Vehicle jokes
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
What color is your Bugatti?
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.
The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.
In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
Kart! (DYM 151)