Why do orphans never get a car
Because their parents need to buy them one
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart
How many people can you fit in a car? 6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front and my nan in the ash tray.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people? I'D HIT THAT
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!!!
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
what is green and looks like a school bus
a school bus
What's yellow and cant swim? a bus full of kids
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.
(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)
whats the diffrence between a homeless person and a car only one gets fuel
How is a woman and a car alike put something in them and they'll both start.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy? Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RHYME ROVER
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory, one day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station,I told her so you can weigh yourself on the truck scale.
One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
