Vehicle

Vehicle jokes

What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?

Kermit in a car crash.

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.

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  • Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?

    To get them in his van.

    As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.

    So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."

    Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.

    I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

    What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

    Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!

    Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!

    Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?

    A: A suicide bomber.

    I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

    Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.