Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him.
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
what is Beethoven's favourite vehicle
a van
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
KSI driving ability.
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
What happens when a frog parks illegally. It gets toad
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
