What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
Vehicle Jokes
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What did the traffic light say to the truck?
"Don't look, I'm about to change!"
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
