New Vehicle Jokes - Page 15 - Worst Jokes Ever

Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?"

Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You're only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?"

Cindy says: "Well daddy, I'll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it ..."

Dad gives in and says: "OK, give me a head-job then".

He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste's like shit!"

Dad goes: "Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon ..."

What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour

A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck

Why did Joey drop his ice cream?

He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)

What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?

Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."

How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.

How do you get them back out? Straw.

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck

What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.

My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

What did the car say when it crashed? Thats Wheely unfortunate.

How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.

why did the chicken cross the road? whos gives a shit i wanna know how it got the car started

Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?

A: She hit an ambulance.

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.

How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.

One day a man was fixing a car, and he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "Hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like, "Dude, this can't be healthy." But he said, "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."