What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
"What bus?"
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
