What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.