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Guy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A face with a serious, almost annoyed expression is in focus. The text on top reads: "How I look at the guy using the urinal next to me who just said, 'Where there's rain, there's thunder!' as he farts while pissing."

Fact

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme showing a picture of Betty White with the text, "Interesting fact: Betty White used to be Betty Grey until she fought the Balrog and was reborn."

View

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Family

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a computer screen showing a severe moderation notice from an online platform. The title reads "Family Execution on 7/30". The text below states, "Our content monitors have determined that your behavior is a violation of our Terms of Use. Reviewed: 5/28/2020 12:03:19 AM (CT). Moderator Note: A Hitman Will be Sent to Your House. Reason: Inappropriate. Offensive Item: yo waffles are kinda fire ngl. Your Family Will Die. If you wish to appeal, please contact us via the Support." A "Logout" button is visible at the bottom right.

Sphere

Willy b · 2 years ago

A cross-section diagram of the Y-1561 implosion sphere showing component placement with the text "You happy???"

Friend

Swf · 1 year ago

The image shows two panels of the same picture of an older man with a slight smile, sitting at a laptop and holding a mug. The first panel says "Me registering my friend on a gay dating site." The second says "Email already used."

Friend

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A cartoon girl is shown looking distressed. The text on the image says "When you offer some Nutella to your friend and they don't want to use a spoon. Don't stick your finger inside!"

Tank

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image presents a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and a "Leopard 2 A7 Tank". The "Girlfriend" side lists negatives such as "Can't fire missiles", "Never protects you", "Minds if you roam with other girls", and "Breaks up with you". The "Leopard 2 A7 Tank" side lists positives like "Can fire missiles", "Has a bulletproof outer shell", "Doesn't mind if you use other tanks", and "Virtually impossible to break."

Coffee Shop

God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

They knew what they were doing

Song

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows a Twitter thread. The first tweet says "this mf dropped one song and dipped". There is an image of a man with a cracked effect on the right side of his face. The second tweet says "who tf is this" and the third "somebody that we used to know".

Dice

Why should you care · 1 year ago

Truly are

A set of translucent red and white dice with the title "The Cursed dice" above. The text describes the strange properties of cursed dice, including their unnatural glow, and their ability to roll specific numbers on command.

Man

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man in a dark suit and tie is sitting and smiling. Above him, text reads: "Man, I wish there was something I could use to scratch my balls." followed by "Cheese Grater:".

Fleshlight

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A sign that reads: "www.bridgewatercurlingclub.com. You think you can hurt my feelings. I used to hold the fleshlight for my dad."

Wisdom

Anonymous · 4 months ago

A black and white portrait of rapper Kendrick Lamar wearing a fur coat and looking directly into the camera with a serious expression. To his left is large text that reads: 'A FOOL WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT A HOLE IN HIS POCKET. A WISE MAN WILL USE IT TO SCRATCH HIS BALLS' attributed to him.

Player

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme featuring an annoyed-looking, anthropomorphic caterpillar with large blue eyes and a cigarette hanging from its mouth, exhaling smoke. It is perched on a branch. Above the caterpillar, white text on a black background reads: "How Mario Kart Players look at you when you press the Gas button to drive instead of using the Japanese shiddle flick glitch that gives you a 0.2 second headstart."

Math Teacher

Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A blurry image of a person with glowing eyes, surrounded by streaks of blue and purple light, as if powering up. Above the person, white text reads: "math teachers when i solve 2+2 in my head instead of using their 470 step method called the baboon foreskin factorization:".

Map

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet from 'Terrible Maps' quoting 'Michigan Storm Chasers'. The text from Michigan Storm Chasers says: 'We've received numerous complaints over the last several months regarding what cities we use on our forecast graphics. We hear you. To ensure we cover everyone's complaints, we've added every city in Michigan to our forecast template going forward'. Below is a map of Michigan completely obscured by hundreds of overlapping white labels for every city name, making the map itself illegible.

Moral

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a tumblr post discussing the moral of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The first comment states, "The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you're useful." The second comment says, "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss." The third comment argues, "Rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. The moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable."

Meme

the taste of mommy's milk · 3 years ago

A series of images of brains in various states of enlightenment. The first image shows a simple brain scan with the text "Look at memes." The second shows a brain with glowing red synapses with the text "Join 4chan." The third is a glowing blue brain with the text "Use a meme template." The fourth is a brain emitting radiant light with the text "Create a new meme." The last one depicts a figure in the cosmos with a galaxy in its hands, with the text "Write paper about memes."

Eye

Wade · 2 years ago

Badass Deathstroke

The image shows the comic book character Deathstroke aiming a rifle with a scope. The text on the image says, "You know you're badass when you use a scope without an eye."

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