Me: uses the crucifix
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Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Osama be like: fuck boys runway is full better use this tower
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, The watch voice asked us if we wanted to do solo run or group run. Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout โ I donโt want solo run, I want Penaltyโ Shame on you pessi๐ก๐ก
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I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 911
Use the roast I put of flat earth
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Friend 1: *turns off lights* Friend 2: *is there with us* Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
This isnโt a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so clichรฉ. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesnโt help because im a quiet kid and people act as if Iโm soo dangerous and itโs like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me.. but now Iโm just sick of them...
today my idiot brother screamed"ahhhhh im dead!' but it wasn't really, so i d3cded to make it a reality until my sister came.............................
AND HELPED ME! - for once but then two minutes later my mom showed up, we k!lled him right infront of her and she screamed! "DONUTS AND PIZZA FOR YPU AND MORE IF YOU GO TO MRS ROBERTS HOUSE AND SAY HI AND BYE TO DADDY!!!!! and she hands us both a sharp tool and i say what about tommy??!!! arn't u MAD!!!!!!! then she replied who's THAT!!??? COZ HE AINT MINE HIS NAME IS TOMMY, TOMMY ROBERTS. so then me and my sister visit mrs ROBERTS AND SHE SAID OH THIS ISN'T ANYTHING IMPORTANT GO HOME! so then my sister nd i say hi! and do a countdount aftr that my nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR , MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL!๐๐๐ but then the police question us where daddy was so then mom said....................... oh he's moved on! so then the police officer was like ahem ma'm where! SO THEN I BELLOWED.......................... UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either๐ง i will ask my neibour nessy she'll obviously say YES or ill........................................
ok like for part twoโบโบโบ
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What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 dodge neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer. It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Donโt waste my time and no lawballs.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
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Your hairline so big I was used and a highway
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