Use jokes
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
Memes
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.