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Fact

20 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
A meme showing a picture of Betty White with the text, "Interesting fact: Betty White used to be Betty Grey until she fought the Balrog and was reborn."
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  • Deer

    49 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago
    A screenshot of a 4chan post on a light green background. On the left, there is a small image of a brown deer standing in a forest, looking towards the right. Below the deer image, it says "34 KB JPG". To the right of the deer image, and continuing below it, is a block of text describing a disturbing hunting experience where the author and their grandfather witnessed a deer repeatedly slam its head into a rock until its skull shattered, then stood upright and walked into a river to die, leaving both the author and their grandfather traumatized.
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  • Tank

    16 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A black and white image with two panels. The top panel shows a soldier standing by a body of water with a submerged tank. The text says, "Panzer of the deep, what's your wisdom?" The bottom panel shows a close up of the submerged tank. The text says, "Stop using meth, Jerry. I'm just a fucking tank."
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    Pokemon card

    17 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

    lol

    A meme of a Pokemon card featuring Steven He with 200 HP. He is labeled as 'Stage 2'. The card has two attacks: 'Beijing Corn' which uses corn to create waves, and 'Emotional Damage' which is used to be stupid. There is text indicating 'fake card'.
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  • Hot pocket

    27 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A Hot Pockets box with an image of a sandwich filled with bees and used needles. The text on the box says "Hot Pockets sandwiches" and below that "Bees & Used Medical Needles".
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  • Glock

    26 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a cartoon of Dr. Doofenshmirtz with a sinister grin. The text above the image reads: "How I feel after using my newest inator (my Glock) to zap (murder) Perry the Playtypus (innocent bystanders) and take over the tri-state area (the alcohol section of the grocery store)."
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  • Use

    16 views · MEME LORD · 2 years ago
    My granpa when he used to
change my diaper and then
start wiggling his worm in me
@smokabean
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    Pokemon card

    18 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

    lol the best pokemon card ever

    A Pokemon card featuring the Duolingo Owl with muscular arms. The card reads 'MEGA Epic Dulingo Owl.' The attack is 'Does 10000000 damage to your opponent by using spanish vanish attack.' Other attributes are 'Babble 10000' and 'Unstoppable.'
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  • Pronoun

    37 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

    What have we humans come to?

    The image contains a list of pronouns with the title "Full list of pronouns!!". It is also mentioned that the person has lost access to their other account, and this account is temporary. The list of pronouns includes: They/them/theirs/themself, He/him/his/himself, Star/stars/starself, Xey/xem/xyr/xemself, Ze/zem/zyr/zemself, It/its/itself, Bun/buns/bunself, Dragon/dragons/dragonself, Scale/scales/scaleself, Fire/fires/fireself, Wing/wings/wingself, Hoard/hoards/hoardself, Tal/talon/talons/talonself, Fla/flame/flames/flameself, Fla/Flap/flaps/flapself, My/myth/myths/mythself. Additionally, there are emojis, mostly suns, aliens, rabbits, and fire, interspersed with the text.
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  • Man

    30 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
    A man in a dark suit and tie is sitting and smiling. Above him, text reads: "Man, I wish there was something I could use to scratch my balls." followed by "Cheese Grater:".
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  • Minion

    97 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter exchange. The first user asks the official Minions account if they used to work for Hitler. The Minions account replies "no silly we only work for villians!"
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  • Username

    39 views · Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago
    The image shows a meme with text at the top that reads: "Girls named anna/hannah on their way to use the word banana when creating their username:". Below this, there's a comment section featuring a profile picture of an anime girl and a username "getannabortion". The comment says: "jokes on you I'm way more creative than that 😂✌️" and shows 10978 likes. Some Chinese characters like "留言" (comment) are also visible.
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  • Enemy

    14 views · синий напиток · 2 years ago

    🅱️haq

    The image shows Shaq holding an Icy Hot package with a text that reads: "Shaq uses IcyHot to freeze his mortal enemies and later burn them to ash."
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  • Body

    22 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A still image from the Muppets. Gonzo, a blue puppet with a large nose and grey hair, is looking at Kermit, a green frog puppet. The text below the image says, "Gonzo uses his psychic powers to crush Kermit's brittle, amphibian body."
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  • Florida Man

    44 views · tabs1528 · 1 year ago
    The image shows a news report with the headline "Florida Man Disguises Himself in Bull Costume as He Tries to Burn Down Former Lover's House With Pasta Sauce". Below the headline is a picture of a man with dark hair and a slight beard. Below the man's photo, the screen shows the text "Men Use Spaghetti Sauce in Burglary Plot, Deland, Volusia County."
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  • Assassination

    33 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A news screen shows breaking news about an assassination attempt on Trump with a live chat on the side where people are commenting.
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  • Chemical

    26 views · Amir De OG · 1 year ago

    Fucking America my ass, INDIA FOR LIFE!!!! 💩🦶🍲🪔

    The image shows a split comparison between vegan food in America and vegan food in India. On the top left are two 'wojak' figures next to two burgers labeled 'vegan'. The text reads: 'Here's a vegan meal that tastes like meat using the power of chemicals and preservatives.' On the top right the figure is shocked and says, 'WOW, it tastes like just like meat, and no animals where harmed!' On the bottom left are two turban-wearing characters next to two bowls of what appears to be Indian curry. The text reads: 'Using the powers of spices and herbs, we made this meal taste great, even with out the use of meat.' On the bottom right is another turban-wearing character that says, 'Thank you for this meal'.
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  • Vocabulary

    6 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago
    A white outlined image of a crying person with glasses. Text above the image reads, 'POV: You used higher than middle school level vocabulary'. Text within the image reads, "STOP USING A THESAURUS, IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU SOUND SMART!!!"
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  • Moral

    25 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows a tumblr post discussing the moral of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The first comment states, "The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you're useful." The second comment says, "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss." The third comment argues, "Rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. The moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable."
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  • Point Of View

    23 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows two panels side by side with Mario on the left and Luigi on the right. Above them it reads "What are Mario and Luigi's point of views on child labor?" Mario is on a red background and says: "Child labor is horrible, you shouldn't use children to do labor for money." Luigi is on a green background and says: "If they got arms they go on farms."
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