Use jokes

On a winter day many play.

Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.

What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?

The condom was actually useful at one point.

Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?

So they can be connected.

What does Biden do? He does you.

What does do something useful unlike you?

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

How did the guy rob the water park?

He used a water gun!

LOL 💦🔫💧🌊

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.

What does iCloud eat for lunch?

Your documents.

What do cheap people use to talk?

Free speech.

China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.

How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?

They were always using pyramid schemes!

Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?

A) Head and Shoulders.

Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?

A) Shoulders.

For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕

For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.

Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.

What is war used for? (put in comments below)

What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?

The chicken is actually used for something.