Use jokes

What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?

The chicken is actually used for something.

I feel wrong. What does this make us?

Still cousins.

I remember you. You used to be an ash.

I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!

They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.

Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.

As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.

Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.

What is war used for? (put in comments below)

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.

Why did Stephen die so early?

He didn't use long lasting batteries.

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.

On a winter day many play.

Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.

Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?

So they can be connected.

What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?

The condom was actually useful at one point.

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

What does iCloud eat for lunch?

Your documents.

What do cheap people use to talk?

Free speech.

China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?

A) Head and Shoulders.

Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?

A) Shoulders.

For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕

For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.