Use jokes
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Memes
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.
Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!