Use jokes

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!

I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.

Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?

Bubbles:...

Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.

Alabama: 😈

Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?

A: Tuba-glue.

Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!

What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?

“He/he.”

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:

Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.

I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.

Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.

Osama bin Laden rated America.

He gave us a 9/11.

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.