Use jokes
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Bunger got me like:
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Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Memes
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?