"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say 'Knock knock,' we’d say 'Who’s there?.' Then she’d say 'I can’t remember'... and start to cry."
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students she was charged with Interpreting black police officer
used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask.....
Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller, Beating it.....
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
a kid named timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike and the kid said i cant use it my butt hurts
yo mama so fat she have to use pillow cases for socks
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
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I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
You know I used to call my dogs balls the twin towers until they came rumbling down
A little riddle ... Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it? *time passes ... Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
What do people that can only use half there face and wankers have in common. They have both had a few strokes
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball
U can't use a pitch fork to get the bowling ball out of the truck
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and can't use my phone in class? cows go moo
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.
