Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
Uranus Jokes
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok, Doc?"
Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now."
Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff."
Doctor: "Nor me. My thermometer just broke."
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!
Uranus is huge.
Uranus floats around in space.
