Uranus jokes

I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣

I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!

What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.

All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.

Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."

I wish my name was Voyager 2...

So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

Talking about planets with my nephew.

He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.

Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.

I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.

I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.

You sat on a chair with Uranus.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.

Me: Name all the planets.

Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.

Me: Not my anus!

You can’t land on Uranus XD

What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!

Man, Uranus is so big!

I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂

I like Uranus.

Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.

If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?

Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...