What is the gassiest planet? Uranus
Why does saturn have a ring?
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
When u split Uranus in half is ur-anus. That's why it's has a buts joke. Weird
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus
Henry is in Uranus.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
My name is Martha.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
Uranus is cold.
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
