Uranus jokes

Uranus spins on its side.

Uranus is blue.

Uranus is a gas giant.

Uranus has 27 moons.

I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

Baby, here's my anus.

Baby, too, where's my anus?

Uranus is up in the sky today.

I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.

Uranus is a gassy planet.

How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?

By the rings around it.

I sucked your mom's anus.

Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!

Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.

If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?

My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.

You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.

Want to know why some astronomers are gay?

It’s because they want to be in Uranus.

Ur mom.