Uranus jokes
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
My name has "anus" in it.
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
More like your anus.