Hubble jokes

Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.

Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!

Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.