Hubble jokes
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 馃槇馃槇馃槇
Uranus is blue.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What鈥檚 more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.