Ugliness jokes

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.

Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.

Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Boy: Hey! I love you...

Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.

*boy sent a pic of his dic*

Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.

If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?

Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

What do you and Quasimodo have in common?

You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.