Ugliness jokes

You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.

Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.

Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!

My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.

Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?

Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad.

Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."