Ugliness jokes
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
I found the most UGLY people (the circled ones)
A hot girl wants to commit suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly, smelly, homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says, "Hey you hot babe, let's fuck." She just answers, "Get the fuck away you ugly bastard." The guy just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
An ugly, arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice."
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.