Ugliness jokes
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.