Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
Yo mama so fat she can’t even fit in the suitcase
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
you so ugly you make happy meals cry.
I thank god that im not ugly as you
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
