Ugliness jokes

What do you call an ugly, grey thing?

Cinderelephant!

Kid: You're so fat!

Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”

You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.

Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.

You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.

Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!

My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.

Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?

Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.

Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.