Ugliness jokes

Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"

You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.

Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.

Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!

My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.

Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?

Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?

The husband answers her: Pretty.

The wife responds: Thank yo-

The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad.

I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.