Ugliness jokes
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."