Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama's so ugly, that sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Bully: ur momma so fat that the whales said we r family even though ur a little bigger tah us
Nerd: yo momma so ugly tat when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out
Silence...................punch!
you so ugly you make happy meals cry.
Your so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful
I thank god that im not ugly as you
I cry when U leave the room there tears of joy because U have an ugly hairline
Yo mama so ugly not even goldfish smile back at her
Q: I often times think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
your classmate: your so ugly me: that what yo mom said when she had you n called you a mistake.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad
A wife asks her husband: am I pretty or ugly? The husband awnsers her: pretty. The wife responds: thank yo- The husband interrupts her: PRETTY UGLY!
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
Yo momma is so ugly Slenderman runs from her. It's also why he has no eyes.
Yo moma so ugly it made the world stop spinning
Your so ugly that you and Adolfo hitler are like twins
yo mama so ugly that if she went on stage the show would instantly say and thats a wrap
