Ugliness jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.

You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.

Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!

My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.

Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?

Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.

A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?

The husband answers her: Pretty.

The wife responds: Thank yo-

The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.

Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.