Ugliness jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
I found the most UGLY people (the circled ones)
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed, and they all went to heaven.
God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said, "I want to be handsome." God granted his wish. The second guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the first guy." God granted his wish. The third guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish, and this continued on and on until the 15th ugly guy. The ugly guy was laughing, really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...