Ugliness jokes
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."