the biggest inconvenience in 2001 i thought was my brother turns out it was 9/11 i guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was aluh aluckbar
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
if ugliness was a brick, you would be the great wall of china
Yo mama, is so fat when she sat on Walmart she lowers the prices
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they day dream they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it
An ugly arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins, Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice,"
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it....
elephants never forget.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision. );
When you were born, you were so ugly, that the doctors slapped your parents. 👏🏻
your so ugly iven a snapchat filter cant fix it
Yo mama so fat that’s why people don’t want to marry her except for fat guys
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado,the tornado refused to suck her up
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
I want your weight not your phone number
You are so ugly when the devil saw u he said Jesus Christ
your mama so ugly she went by a tv s and miss eight episodes
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor
