Ugliness

Ugliness jokes

Memory

If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.

Elephants never forget.

Mama

Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!

Yo mama

Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.

Memes

Wall

Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

Roast

1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!

2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!

3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!

4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!

If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!

Are these good?

Love

Boy: Hey! I love you...

Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.

*boy sent a pic of his dic*

Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.

Friend

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

Camera

You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.

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  • Mama

    Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

    Yo mama

    Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

    Yo mama

    Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.