Ugliness jokes

Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.

Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.

Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

"Why?" says the bully.

"Because you haven't got a tower."

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.

Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."

The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews!"

What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?

“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...