Ugliness jokes
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you canโt say you werenโt warned, Mrs. Matthews!"
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
โAre you sure you didnโt rape him?โ
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.