If a man says you’re ugly, he like you. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
yo mama so ugly that when she went through a face id it didn't think she was human
Yo mama so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet.
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life so he shot him then the judge gave him 15 years so there you go problem solved.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you it thought that you were there family member .
Your mama is so ugly! Ghost face from scream won't even make that call!
Your mama is so ugly. She tried summoning Candyman but he refused to come!
Your mama is so ugly she summoned Bloody Mary. She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up
My brother is ugly one time he stuck his head out the window, the police arrested for mooning
There are two type of faces The handsome one but the wallet is ugly Then there is this personal face full of bump's but even they lack the wallet
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word i prefer créme de la meow meow
My brother called me short and ugly so i called him an ambulance.
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
A hot girls wants to do suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly smelly homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says "hey you hot babe, let's fuck. She just answers "get the fuck away you ugly bastard". The guy just laughs and says "alright i wait down there".
I’m not saying you’re ugly, but you’re the reason God created miscarriages!
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist
Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth
your so ugly when you went to the makeup store it shut down
