Ugliness jokes

You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.