Ugliness jokes
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like? Go look in the mirror.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.