Ugliness jokes

Me: Your ugly...

Person: I'm not your mirror...

Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p

This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."

If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?

Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?

Nothing.

My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.

Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?

Someone: Ugly?

Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.

Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

There are two types of faces:

The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.

Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.