Ugliness jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.

You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.

1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.

2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.

3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.

4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.

5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.

7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.

8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.

10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?

11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.

12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.

Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.

If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.

Elephants never forget.

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.

You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.