Ugliness jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

Me: Your ugly...

Person: I'm not your mirror...

Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p

If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?

Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.

What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?

Nothing.

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?

Someone: Ugly?

Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.

Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.