Ugliness jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.