Ugliness

Ugliness Jokes

what do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked? someone: ugly? me: no, trick question, they are still and orphan.

There are two type of faces The handsome one but the wallet is ugly Then there is this personal face full of bump's but even they lack the wallet

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they day dream they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it

There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,"I want to be more handsome than the first guy.", God granted his wish. "The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish