Two jokes
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
"I’m coming for you two!"
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.