Two jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
"I’m coming for you two!"
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"