Twin Towers jokes

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

No one shuts up about them.

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

How do terrorists feed their children?

Here comes the airplane.

What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?

“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”

I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.

What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?

One of them is an outside job.

What did the plane say to the tower?

"Give me a kiss."

The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.

Twin Towers? No Jenga!

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.