Twin Towers jokes
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.