Twin Towers jokes
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.