Twin Towers jokes

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

No one shuts up about them.

I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.

How do terrorists feed their children?

Here comes the airplane.

What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

What do birds and planes have in common?

They both fly into building windows.

I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.

What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?

One of them is an outside job.

What did the plane say to the tower?

"Give me a kiss."

What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?

“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”