Twin Towers jokes
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.