Twin Towers

Twin Towers Jokes

World Trade Center

What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?

“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”

Difference

What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?

One of them is an outside job.

Feminism

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.

9/11

What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?

They're both inside jobs.

Victim

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

Family

What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.

Mom

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Building

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

“Why is that?”

“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

Difference

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

Airport

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

Father

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.