Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Birth

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

World Trade Center

What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?

“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”

Difference

What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?

One of them is an outside job.

Airport

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

Difference

What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

Feminism

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.

9/11

What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?

They're both inside jobs.

Plane

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

Gender

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.

Victim

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

Family

What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.