Twin Towers jokes
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.