The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Dick.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
