Twin Towers jokes
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.