Twin Towers jokes
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
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Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.