Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
I gotta do terrorist :)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
