Twin Towers jokes
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.