Twin Towers jokes
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Memes
Even my school is making the jokes lmao
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.