Twin Towers jokes
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. š
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? š¤
Well, in September 11th...
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both canāt be found.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire š„ today!
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.