Twin Towers jokes
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Get pranked, bozo!
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.