Twin Towers jokes
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.