Twin Towers jokes

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?

What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."

Get pranked, bozo!

Q: Why is America bad at chess?

A: Because they already lost two towers.

What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?

"Did I leave the stove on?"

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔