Twin Towers jokes
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Ooo.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.