Twin Towers jokes
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Get pranked, bozo!
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.