Twin Towers jokes
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.