Twin Towers jokes
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"