Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Plane

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

Terrorist

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

Dad

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."

Tower

Q: Why is America bad at chess?

A: Because they already lost two towers.

Terrorist

What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?

"Did I leave the stove on?"

Father

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

9/11

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

Imposter

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...

Dad

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.

Uncle

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.