Twin Towers jokes
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Ummmm 67.