Twin Towers jokes
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
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