Twin Towers jokes

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.

One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

lmao why do people think they can fly?

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

They both used to be straight.