Twin Towers jokes
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
What's 6 plus 7?
67.