Twin Towers jokes

Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.

Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.

Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.

Why can’t the USA play chess?

Because they lost their two towers.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

Ummmm 67.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.