Twin Towers

Twin Towers Jokes

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀

British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.

Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.