What did the twin towers say to each other
Sorry if that offended anyone
“I guess we are going down together”
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order.Nothing it was just plane.
Me: which wifi are we Coworker: should be floor 89 Me: what about flight 104 Coworker: oh crap
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day. Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first. Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am. Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet. Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you. Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you. Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down. Most restaurants are closed at night.. but your legs aren’t. I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out. Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight. Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall. I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately... but I hope it’s you. Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream. Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you. Do you sing in the shower? Because if so I need a private ticket of your concert. Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between. Are you a blanket? Because your on top of me every night. Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7. Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream. I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not. Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down. Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up. Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk
i loved the twin towers its a shame my dad dident
what's a towers favorite bagel i dont know but it ant plane
One twin tower had a girlfriend the other twin tower had the same girlfriend so they both went down
Wait 911 is the American emergency number...
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between
what did the Indians say to the aribs "we are going to make 10/12"
My phone is just like the twin towers they got put in air plane mode
my brother tried to hit this guy with a plan and but hit the twin towers
i thought i saw a cool sticker on my office window, then i realized it was getting bigger and bigger
