Twin Towers jokes
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.