Twin Towers jokes
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."