Twin Towers jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Just do it.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!