Twin Towers jokes
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
It was 9/10.
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Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.