Twin Towers jokes
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."