Twin Towers jokes
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!