The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Twin Towers Jokes
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
