queen elizabeth died a couple weeks ago im still trying to find the reboot catd
Whats worse than 100 dead babies in a skip? The one thats still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out
Our soon to be ex Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims He should fund proctologists too cause he'll likely need both after prison.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair. Try say that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking ? Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. YOU CAN'T, CAN YOU?"
DH: Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?\ A: Why? DH: Because it would be useless. :)
-Dark_Humor
Don't ever try to give a emo kid a high five they'll just leave ya hanging
My best friend is an orphan and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake, Sadly i left him hanging
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence it didn't work and he said man I quit.
deku: hey todroki are you done with your Halloween costume todo: yes*comes out in a macaroni outfit deku:wha- im todoroni bakugo:omfg im out *blows up ua*
This my first joke on here I know it sucks. I tried.
Ok everyone on this wepsite.... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS the person who claims hes my "brother" is firesharky he is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick u to think i have a brother but i dont.
Why did the orphan cross the road? To try to find his parents but it was FREAKING USELESS
Tj if u don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince relationship then I will screem!!!!!!!!!! It some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be ur friend do not understand!
Why do orphans play baseball becuase they try to find 🏡
Do u know how i lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins. I guess that's why their called NAP-kins.
Q:What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A:one doesn’t scream when u try to chop it up.
