your mum is so ugly she tried to join a ugly competition they said sorry no pervecinoals
Why did Kenny die Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Yo mama so stupid she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately, I wouldn't your crooked hairline might break it.
What is a old lady's favorite exercise
Trying to get up form the soft couch
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
No Matter How Hard i try i Will never be a Stand up Comedian
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic. But I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
I'm 5'6, and my mom is 5'1 and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck. And when she tries to hug me she says" You're too fucking tall kid" so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better
yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb mountain du
how many tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? it doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway
My friend tried high fiving me left him hanging
10 being in the middle tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer
Sorry I meant 9 and 11
"whats the wifi password" '121i362" "its not working' "what wifi are you trying to connect to" "the united airline" were in the world trade center tho
your eyebrows and hairline is so far apart that when Dora the explorer went found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows the map couldn't even tell her.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween? Because that thought the pumkins were them. I tried
yo mom so fat i went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch tv
so i asked for the tv remote and shes still trying to get it
The emo tried to high five the tree and it left him hanging
