what diffrence between friends and family one actully real
WHy can you never trust adoms
because they make up everything
Trust Canibles sucking each others dick
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
My last relationship ended because my ex girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset, to be honest I didn't like her anyway, she kept telling me I never listen, or something like that
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there, trust me you won’t regret it
hi my name is uncle joe and i like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore
i don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. "No computers allowed on the test"
i dont trust trees ...they look shady
If Jesus told you to trust everyone that must be why there is a lot of kidnappings
My bff asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?" I said: "Why?" My bff says: "Well its because he was already cheating." I said: "KNEW IT!"
