Trust jokes
Hey bro 😭🙏 I really gotta ask: why didn't you use Tiki Phonk this time? 🗿 Honestly, Tiki Phonk would have fit the whole vibe perfectly and made the edit way more high-energy ⚡🔥 The bass, the cowbells, and the entire atmosphere would have sounded absolutely insane 🎧💥 I was really expecting that style, because it always makes the clips smoother, harder-hitting, and just way more satisfying to watch 👌💯 Don't get me wrong, the edit was still clean 🍷 but Tiki Phonk would have taken the whole thing to a completely different level 🚀 The way those distorted beats sync up with the transitions is simply unmatched 😭 Every flash, zoom, and movement would have hit ten times harder 💣 The music just gives edits a certain aura 👁️🗿 As soon as the beat drops, everything suddenly feels cinematic and dangerous 😈⚔️ Bro, your editing style fits Tiki Phonk perfectly anyway 🤝 The pacing, the transitions, the effects—everything screams for that aggressive energy 🔥 Just imagine the bass dropping at the exact moment the clips switch 💥 or the cowbells echoing during the slow-motion parts 🎶 That would have been legendary 😭🙏 People would have definitely rewatched this edit over and over because the vibe is just addictive 📈🌀 That's the thing about Tiki Phonk 🎧 It doesn't just sound cool—it transforms the entire experience 🌌 Even simple clips suddenly feel powerful and unforgettable 🗿 The atmosphere gets darker, cleaner, and way more hype ⚡ Without the sound, the edit still looks good, but *with* it? Bro... then it becomes legendary—worthy of a generation 🍷🔥 Next time, trust the vision and let Tiki Phonk carry the edit 😭🙏 Let the bass shake the screen 💣 let the transitions breathe with the beat 🎶 and let the aura take over the whole video 👁️🗿 Trust me, bro: everything will sound cleaner, hit harder, and feel way more unforgettable 💯 Capiche, boy?
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍
Inside a room full of squares, buckets, and tints, there are two inspectors. One is called Mr. Right, the other one is called Mr. Wrong. Because of their names, the first one is trusted more than the second one.
Mr. Wrong eventually got tired of that and worked on a plan for how more people could trust him. He took a jigsaw and he started to cut into his brain and sawed away half of his brain. It was still working.
Then he took a loaf of toast, cut it into half and glued it on his head, and then he made a strawberry cream and sprayed it on the toast. Because people couldn't recognize him as "Mr. Wrong," he was able to solve more cases.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.