Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, "She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?" The wife replies, "Perform the fucking autopsy!"
Recently, I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker downtown in Manhattan, New York, thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
DO NOT TRUST ATOMS!!! They make up everything.
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
