Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees)dad “trust me shitting is weirder “
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheet dah!
So my kid every time I walk in the door he shuts his laptop so i check his history It was good but my wife checked mine and she didn't say the same the words I head was get out.
Dont trust stairs... They are always up to something
me: stops the quiet kid from getting bullied :him: dont come to school tommorow trust me :me "/
my wife accused me of cheating I told her she started to sound like my wife
People when you lover cheats on you do this!
1. start a conversation 2 say "whats that smell" 3. They will smell around 4. Say omg it's a b**** and walk away and ignore them
Why shouldn't you trust tree's? because they seem shady
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 🦁
So, I was walking down the path of my life with bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his. One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?" He, then, looks me straight in the eyes, and say,"Raw!"
I asked my now ex boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat so yeah 😂)
i don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
i dont trust trees ...they look shady
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. "No computers allowed on the test"
trust falling with a bridge is more trust worthy than me
ive done a skeleTON of work to think of this joke. trust me ive got a feumer jokes
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