Trust Jokes

why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?

She said a monster attacked her

Before Marriage Boy:At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even thing about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍 After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.

I only trust people that like big butts.... they cannot lie.

Recently I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker down town in Manhattan, New York thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.

I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.

What's the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you And so did I too So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

My girlfriend asked my whether I was having sex behind her back and I replied "yes who did you think it was".

I don't trust stairs there always up to something:D

what diffrence between friends and family one actully real

What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”

I dont trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive

I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say 'press', but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.

Why can’t you trust an emo kid Cause they always leave you hanging

Voting is like doing a group project in school

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up

Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.

So my kid every time I walk in the door he shuts his laptop so i check his history It was good but my wife checked mine and she didn't say the same the words I head was get out.