Trust

Trust jokes

Prank

    • Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)

    I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).

    I gathered some "slapies."

    The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!

    I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!

    I feed it to them!

    They overreacted!

    Please leave a comment.

    Bye!

    Girlfriend

    • Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.

    Get the whip, you're out!

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    • Trust memes

    Hood

    • The only hood I like is pointy and white.

    That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.

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    • Bigfoot

    • So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.

    One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"

    He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"

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    • Incest

    • Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."

    Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."

    Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."

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    • Kid

    • Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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    • Poem

    • My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

    I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

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    • Friend

    • Carly (😊): What a beautiful day, huh?

    Bianca (😔): Yes, for you it is.

    Carly (😟): What's wrong?

    Bianca (😕): Nothing, nothing at all...

    Carly (😠): Don't lie to me...

    Carly (🤔): Hmmm... Jordan???

    Carly (😈): Because if so, I can take him out like this...

    Bianca (😔🙄😒): Thank you... no... and I don't give a damn anymore!

    Carly (😠): Bianca, trust me, you don't love him anyway!

    Bianca (😒): Please, Carlyana, please keep your fucking face out of this.

    Carly (😈): No need to curse, I can do that to Jordan if you want...

    Bianca (😔): Well... shut your mouth and leave me alone!

    Autopsy

    • A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, "She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?" The wife replies, "Perform the fucking autopsy!"

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    • Expectation

    • I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:

    Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

    What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

    Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

    What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!

    Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

    How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

    Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!

    What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!

    Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!

    What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

    I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!

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