What did Obama ask Trump
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it....what do you do? You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
Somebody told me to go to hell so I walked up to Donald Trump.
trump plays fortnite for walls
Why didn't trump beat Biden? Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Trump, Must I say more?
Wanna hear a racist joke...Donald Trump
If Donald Trump had sex with and orange guess what his son would be?
A orange tree! :>
trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
trump just why
What is trump's favorite snack? Cheetos
(get it?) (he looks like a cheeto)
What do Hitler and trump have in common they both do hand gestures.
A kid asks trump: Kid: 'where are the confidential files?' Trump: 'there they are bud!'
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
does donald know his wife is mexican?
A dead Russian is trumps accountant
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
Donald Trump is like really orange.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“
if trump was a orphan I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life
