Donald Trump Jokes
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
Trump, just why?
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
Trump, must I say more?
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?
Trump's dead Russian mates.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
I'm glad.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"