If Donald Trump had sex with and orange guess what his son would be?

A orange tree! :>

Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says “buy me a drink”. She’s replies angrily “ get ur own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink.” Trump responds “the kind that will grab you by the p***y”.

Why does Trump “not” wear glasses? Because he’s got 20/20

donald trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.

God- make a grumpy old man president Angel-why g-cause I said so-name him trump a-okay G-make him not pay taxes a-okay… Fast forwrd to 2020 G- you know that grumpy old man a-yea… G-make him create a deadly virus named after a beer A- Krona G- exactly A- why do you hate humans so much G- because I can.

he do American fell like trump is the president he is stuip like soup

Here via westwingman.net from Veep!

my bother went missing 5 years ago he also supported TRUMP he is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard

Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!

What will Donald trump build in our devices? - A firewall

As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens… Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach" Also Trump - “I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me”

Bippity Boppity Boo Donald Trump is gonna deport you

Trump said: Let’s make America great again. Translation by democrats: Let’s fake America again.

want to hear a racist joke?

Donald trump

He jizzes canned cheese

What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin? Yessssss Massager!

Why did trump’s brain cross the road to get to the other side oh wait there is no other side

why biden not get virus… He sniff everyone

I found a child on the street homeless and they were really nice so I took them Ho,e then I said who’s better Biden or trump they said they support trump they r now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years

I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks. This is God’s clock. It never moved because he never lied. This is your clock. It move 3 times because you lied 3 times i asked where is President trumps clock. he said it was at the equator. Spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true