Trump said: Let’s make America great again. Translation by democrats: Let’s fake America again.
If Donald Trump had sex with and orange guess what his son would be?
A orange tree! :>
========================= (pre-election 2016) Trump Hating Comedian at seedy East L.A. comedy club -
"Hey how 'bout that Donald Trump chump… what the fuck up with that dude, man ?
“Geeeezus, he got some kuh-razy ass shit spewing endlessly out that pie-hole, 24/8!” (< leap week, muthafukas !)
. . . "I mean, even his last name rhymes with shit that’s synonymous for bein’ fucked up, for instance …
STUMP : TEENY DICK
BUMP : TINY TIT
GUMP : DIMWITTED MOVIE IDIOT GUY
MUMP : A FUCKED UP CHILDREN’S DISEASE
LUMP : IF IT’S MALIGNANT, YOU’RE KINDA FUCKED
UMP : OFTEN MAKES TERRIBLE CALLS
RUMP : AN ASS
DUMP : A PILE OF SHIT THAT CAME OUT OF AN ASS
HUMP : SOMETHING DADDY DID TO HIM DAILY THROUGHOUT CHILDHOOD
PUMP : SEE “HUMP”
. . . and last, but definitely not least --
JUMP : JUMP INTO A DEEP VAT 'O SCAT MOTHER FUCKER, AND GO STRAIGHT TO
HELL BITCH !! …
HA!HA!HA!HA ! YESSS !!
… well boys and girls, that’s gonna be about it for me, as I think my explosive diarrhea is about ready to take a big turn for the worse !"
…(splort !, plop !, drip !) … OOOOPS ! ‘snif, snif’ …
..... ewwwwww !! (audience growing uneasy and unruly)
"Fuhhk ! … I better go now , 'cause I just went ! … ha! ha! ha! … Yikes !!
GOOD NIGHT LAZIES, AND GERBILMEN ! PLEASE DRIVE RECKLESSLY !
(continuous laughter, guffaws, cheers, jeers, queers, beers, pants peeing, beaters beating, pepper sprayin’, fists fuckin’, guns poppin’, blood pumpin’)
"OH LORDY !!.. I THINK HELL HATH FINALLY COMETH,
… AND ARMAGITTIN’ THE FUCK OUTTA HEEE !!"
(one very quick curtain call, and swiftly out the back door to an awaiting taxi … with ALL the windows rolled down) Whew ! … Amen.
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says “buy me a drink”. She’s replies angrily “ get ur own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink.” Trump responds “the kind that will grab you by the p***y”.
I thought @$$hole trump was a businessman, not a broke man
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump? Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
WHAT DID THE DUCK SAY TO SAY TO THE POND? FUCK TRUMP
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
FRIEND no so much " Hey wan to come to my house ?" sended
lonly ORPHAN/ trump " want to come to my orphaige? sended
FRIEND not so much " dude im blocking you!" sended
Lonly orphan " :( sended
1.Your face is so ugly i thought it was deformed it probably was anyways 2.even if donald trump had time to build a wall it was probably so you won’t squish us with you fatass. if someone says your face is deformed just say thats what happens when i look at you. welcome
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin? Yessssss Massager!
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin? Yessssss MEaster!
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he get a hole in one.
Me dont know why trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes1 so does that mean he is some fucking dog
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was,because he found out there dad was Donald Trump.
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb trumps wall
DOnald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE