Trump said: Let’s make America great again. Translation by democrats: Let’s fake America again.

If Donald Trump had sex with and orange guess what his son would be?

A orange tree! :>

========================= (pre-election 2016) Trump Hating Comedian at seedy East L.A. comedy club -

"Hey how 'bout that Donald Trump chump… what the fuck up with that dude, man ?

“Geeeezus, he got some kuh-razy ass shit spewing endlessly out that pie-hole, 24/8!” (< leap week, muthafukas !)

. . . "I mean, even his last name rhymes with shit that’s synonymous for bein’ fucked up, for instance …

STUMP : TEENY DICK

BUMP : TINY TIT

GUMP : DIMWITTED MOVIE IDIOT GUY

MUMP : A FUCKED UP CHILDREN’S DISEASE

LUMP : IF IT’S MALIGNANT, YOU’RE KINDA FUCKED

UMP : OFTEN MAKES TERRIBLE CALLS

RUMP : AN ASS

DUMP : A PILE OF SHIT THAT CAME OUT OF AN ASS

HUMP : SOMETHING DADDY DID TO HIM DAILY THROUGHOUT CHILDHOOD

PUMP : SEE “HUMP”

. . . and last, but definitely not least --

JUMP : JUMP INTO A DEEP VAT 'O SCAT MOTHER FUCKER, AND GO STRAIGHT TO
HELL BITCH !! …

    HA!HA!HA!HA !  YESSS !!

… well boys and girls, that’s gonna be about it for me, as I think my explosive diarrhea is about ready to take a big turn for the worse !"

…(splort !, plop !, drip !) … OOOOPS ! ‘snif, snif’ …

                ..... ewwwwww !! 
                                               
         (audience growing uneasy and unruly)

"Fuhhk ! … I better go now , 'cause I just went ! … ha! ha! ha! … Yikes !!

GOOD NIGHT LAZIES, AND GERBILMEN ! PLEASE DRIVE RECKLESSLY !

                                 (curtain drops)

(continuous laughter, guffaws, cheers, jeers, queers, beers, pants peeing, beaters beating, pepper sprayin’, fists fuckin’, guns poppin’, blood pumpin’)

"OH LORDY !!.. I THINK HELL HATH FINALLY COMETH,

… AND ARMAGITTIN’ THE FUCK OUTTA HEEE !!"

(one very quick curtain call, and swiftly out the back door to an awaiting taxi … with ALL the windows rolled down) Whew ! … Amen.

Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says “buy me a drink”. She’s replies angrily “ get ur own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink.” Trump responds “the kind that will grab you by the p***y”.

I thought @$$hole trump was a businessman, not a broke man

Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump? Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!

WHAT DID THE DUCK SAY TO SAY TO THE POND? FUCK TRUMP

Cheesiest jokes

Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?

FRIEND no so much " Hey wan to come to my house ?" sended
lonly ORPHAN/ trump " want to come to my orphaige? sended

FRIEND not so much " dude im  blocking you!" sended

Lonly orphan " :( sended

1.Your face is so ugly i thought it was deformed it probably was anyways 2.even if donald trump had time to build a wall it was probably so you won’t squish us with you fatass. if someone says your face is deformed just say thats what happens when i look at you. welcome

What did the left butt cheek say to the right?

Trump 2020

What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin? Yessssss Massager!

What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin? Yessssss MEaster!

Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?

In case he get a hole in one.

Me dont know why trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes1 so does that mean he is some fucking dog

Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was,because he found out there dad was Donald Trump.

if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot

Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb trumps wall

DOnald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Loading...