Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump’s wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes but he wasn’t really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump’s friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump’s friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, “Aww, I’m lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!”
What did trump say to Epstein, I like my tea like I like my teens warm, sweet and freshly made.
what does the trump adminstration use instead of emails? alternative fax
I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while
Trump is Putin America first hahahaha
I was asking people who knew trump if he would win a second term . Stormy said " no way, he doesn't have 2 in him!"
What did trump say to Ukraine when putin bombed them?
It was antifa!!!! And China!!!!
Obama was America’s first black president and Trump was their first orange one
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice
When Trump goes to the beach he doesn't use suntan lotion he uses Dorito dust. And it stays on for the rest of his life.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odour and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygenic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump's wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes but he wasn't really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump's friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump's friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, "Aww, I'm lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!"
How did the Shaggy defence become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
