Donald Trump Jokes
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks; they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa's clock; the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock?"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.