Donald Trump Jokes
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?
Trump's dead Russian mates.
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
Trump, must I say more?
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient.
The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient."
Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants.
Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage.
After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control.
Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?"
The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.