Donald trump Is getting all the perks of 2020. He got covid and lost his job
Trump cheated somuch he cheated himself out of an election!
Why is trump always in debt, his university isn't paid off yet!
trump plays fortnite for walls
The teacher asks "who is a trump fan?" everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?".Little Johnny says"Because i'm not a trump fan" The teacher asks "Why are you a trump fan?" and Little Johnny says "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so i'm a democrat" and then his teacher says "so if your dad was an idiot and you mum was a moron, what would that make you?" and Little Johnny replies "a trump fan"
what do you say when trumps is still president during 2020? magic
Donald trump, "I play fortnite just to build walls"
Wanna hear a racist joke...Donald Trump
A little riddle ... Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it? *time passes ... Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says “that is mother teresa’s clock it has never moved because she has never lied”. “There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice.” “Where is Donald Trump’s?” Ask’s the man. Jesus answers “it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan.”
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What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
There are 4 people ona plane while its crashing and there are only 3 parachutes theres opera, Obama a little girl and, Trump opera grabs. Parachute and says, "I'm famous i get one" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well im president of cource i get one" and obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since your the future or our generation take the last one" the little girl hugs obama and says, "Actually we can both have one Trump took my backpack"
What do Hitler and trump have in common they both do hand gestures.
Trump like to grab em by the pussy putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his Dick where it don't belong!
trump did 1/6
Donald trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls
trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
trump just why