Donald Trump Jokes
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home.
As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump's wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie.
As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him, and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him.
Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes, but he wasn't really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump's friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump's friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, "Aww, I'm lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!"
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Trump did 1/6.
Trump, must I say more?
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!