Donald Trump Jokes

What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15? A MAGAzine.

Why is trump always in debt, his university isn't paid off yet!

Trump cheated somuch he cheated himself out of an election!

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What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.

If Donald Trump had sex with and orange guess what his son would be?

A orange tree! :>

what do you say when trumps is still president during 2020? magic

What is trump's favorite snack? Cheetos

(get it?) (he looks like a cheeto)

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day

Trump, Must I say more?

A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient. The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient". Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants. Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage. After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control. Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?" The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."

A plane is going to crash there are four passengers and only three parachutes. all the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first he says, my fans need me and jumps, Donald trump takes another and says I am the smartest president, jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute. The boy replies don't worry - Donald took my backpack.