Donald Trump Jokes
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
Trump, must I say more?
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient.
The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient."
Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants.
Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage.
After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control.
Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?"
The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
Trump did 1/6.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.