Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants

What is trump’s favorite snack? Cheetos

(get it?) (he looks like a cheeto)

What’s Trump’s favourite instrument A TRUMPet!!!

trump

get it because trump is a joke hahaha i am sooo bad

Want to hear a racist joke???

Donald Trump.

Wanna hear a racist joke…Donald Trump

what did the trumpet say to trump hi fellow trumpet

“TINY HANDS, EVEN TINIER BRAIN”

(live comedy club) Foul Mouthed Trump Hating Comic :

…“Hey how 'bout that Donald Trump chump, what the fuck up with that dude, man ? Geeeezus, he got some kuh-razy ass shit spewing endlessly out that pie-hole, 24/8!” (< leap week, muthafukas !) . . . “I mean, even his last name rhymes with shit that’s synonymous for being fucked up, for instance”…

STUMP : TEENY DICK

BUMP : TINY TIT

GUMP : DIMWITTED MOVIE IDIOT GUY

MUMP : A FUCKED UP CHILDREN’S DISEASE

LUMP : IF IT’S MALIGNANT, YOU’RE KINDA FUCKED

UMP : OFTEN MAKES TERRIBLE CALLS

RUMP : AN ASS

DUMP : A PILE OF SHIT THAT CAME OUT OF AN ASS

HUMP : SOMETHING DADDY DID TO HIM DAILY THROUGHOUT CHILDHOOD

PUMP : SEE “HUMP”

. . . and last, but definitely not least –

JUMP : JUMP INTO A DEEP HOLE MOTHER FUCKER, AND GO TO HELL !!

… “Well that’s about it for me as my explosive diarrhea is about ready to take a turn for the worse !! …(splort!, plop!)… OOOOPS !! … sniff,sniff … Ewww !” (audience roars) “Fuhhhhk !.. I better go, 'cause I just went !! … Ha! ha! ha!”

…“Thank You Lazies and Gerbilmen ! Good Night !!” …

(endless laughter, guffaws, cheers, jeers, queers, beers, pants pee-ing, beaters beating, pepper sprayin’, guns poppin’)

“OH LORDY !!.. HELL HATH FINALLY COMETH, AND ARMAGETTIN’ THE FUCK OUTTA HEEE!!”

(quick curtain call, and off to waiting taxi……….with the windows down) …Amen.

if trump was a orphan I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life

Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb trumps wall

What did the left butt cheek say to the right?

Trump 2020

What will Donald trump build in our devices? - A firewall

DOnald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I’m Gay

i fucked your mum

Bippity Boppity Boo Donald Trump is gonna deport you

myname is president trump i ams tupid!!! i am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds

Are we supposed to submit jokes?

This website.

Also how did trumps wall let this website in???

Trump

Trumps MOM

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