America

Anonymous

What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?

Your next door grumpy old neighbor.

Yo mama

Anonymous

yo mama is so dumb she sits on trump’s wall 24 hours every day

War

Just here for fun

What does Donald Trump says when he declares war? Nuke them. What does a pervert says when he declares war? Nude them.

Evil

Art O.

What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin? Yessssss MEaster!

Hearing

YetAnotherComedian

Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump? Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!

Orange

gummy_pug

if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot

Wall

Anonymous

What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall

Poor

Anonymous

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants

Doctor

Dave (sorry put it in the wrong catagory)

A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient. The doctor said, “I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient”. Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants. Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage. After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control. Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?" The patient says, “Have you got any cream for it? It’s swollen.”

Hand

Tanner Pomeranz

Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.

“These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells.”

“oh cool”

“this is mother Teresa’s clock, the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied.”

“Makes sense”

“This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice.”

“Where’s Trump’s clock”

“Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan.”

And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.

Orange

Anonymous

Donald Trump is like really orange.

Orange

Anonymous

Once I saw Donald trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference😂

Puns

hi

Donald trump, “I play fortnite just to build walls”

Orphan

me

if trump was a orphan I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life

Politics

RallyCat2004

I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It’s been awhile since the last presidential assassination…

Evers

trump for trash

what is the biggest joke ever, trump

Hell

Tanner Pomeranz

Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?

Girl

Anonymous

There are 4 people ona plane while its crashing and there are only 3 parachutes theres opera, Obama a little girl and, Trump opera grabs. Parachute and says, “I’m famous i get one” And Trump grabs one and says, “Well im president of cource i get one” and obama looks at the little girl and says, “Since your the future or our generation take the last one” the little girl hugs obama and says, “Actually we can both have one Trump took my backpack”

Hair

anonymous

Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.

Politics

kangaroo

trump

get it because trump is a joke hahaha i am sooo bad

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