Donald Trump Jokes

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.

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Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants

I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets....

Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?

Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?

He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.

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Donald trump Is getting all the perks of 2020. He got covid and lost his job

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After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter.... ... from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:

370HSSV 0773H

All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.

One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.

Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings.

Corona did what Trump promised

Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?

A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?

Trump is so orange that he makes the oompa loompa's look white.

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What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?

Answer: Hair Force One!

Wanna hear a racist joke...Donald Trump

The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below

Trump: I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy Melania: Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy? Ivanka: Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy Pilot: Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?