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What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice? Answer: Attorney General William Barr!

Americans won’t have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.

Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?

Trumps MOM

What does Donald Trump says when he declares war? Nuke them. What does a pervert says when he declares war? Nude them.

Bippity Boppity Boo Donald Trump is gonna deport you!!!

Bippity Boppity Boo Donald Trump is gonna deport you!!!

“TINY HANDS, EVEN TINIER BRAIN”

(live comedy club) Foul Mouthed Trump Hating Comic :

…“Hey how 'bout that Donald Trump chump, what the f... up with that dude, man ? Geeeezus, he got some kuh-razy ass shit spewing endlessly out that pie-hole, 24/8!” (< leap week, muthafukas !) . . . “I mean, even his last name rhymes with shit that’s synonymous for being f...ed up, for instance”…

STUMP : TEENY DICK

BUMP : TINY TIT

GUMP : DIMWITTED MOVIE IDIOT GUY

MUMP : A F...ED UP CHILDREN’S DISEASE

LUMP : IF IT’S MALIGNANT, YOU’RE KINDA F...ED

UMP : OFTEN MAKES TERRIBLE CALLS

RUMP : AN ASS

DUMP : A PILE OF SHIT THAT CAME OUT OF AN ASS

HUMP : SOMETHING DADDY DID TO HIM DAILY THROUGHOUT CHILDHOOD

PUMP : SEE “HUMP”

. . . and last, but definitely not least –

JUMP : JUMP INTO A DEEP HOLE MOTHER F...ER, AND GO TO HELL !!

… “Well that’s about it for me as my explosive diarrhea is about ready to take a turn for the worse !! …(splort!, plop!)… OOOOPS !! … sniff,sniff … Ewww !” (audience roars) “Fuhhhhk !.. I better go, 'cause I just went !! … Ha! ha! ha!”

…“Thank You Lazies and Gerbilmen ! Good Night !!” …

(endless laughter, guffaws, cheers, jeers, queers, beers, pants pee-ing, beaters beating, pepper sprayin’, guns poppin’)

“OH LORDY !!.. HELL HATH FINALLY COMETH, AND ARMAGETTIN’ THE F... OUTTA HEEE!!”

(quick curtain call, and off to waiting taxi……….with the windows down) …Amen.

i f...ed your mum

Want to hear a racist joke???

Donald Trump.

I thought @$$hole trump was a businessman, not a broke man

gay…

DOnald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why is Trump bad with America- because he made it scream

myname is president trump i ams tupid!!! i am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds

What’s the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump? One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets. What’s the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump? It just doesn’t work…

Why is Donald trump president?So he can deport Mexicans to mexico