Donald Trump Jokes
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
After getting in the White House, D. Trump gets a letter...
...from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggests Trump ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary:
"Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down."
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"