Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants
What is trump’s favorite snack? Cheetos
(get it?) (he looks like a cheeto)
What’s Trump’s favourite instrument A TRUMPet!!!
get it because trump is a joke hahaha i am sooo bad
Want to hear a racist joke???
Wanna hear a racist joke…Donald Trump
what did the trumpet say to trump hi fellow trumpet
“TINY HANDS, EVEN TINIER BRAIN”
(live comedy club) Foul Mouthed Trump Hating Comic :
…“Hey how 'bout that Donald Trump chump, what the fuck up with that dude, man ? Geeeezus, he got some kuh-razy ass shit spewing endlessly out that pie-hole, 24/8!” (< leap week, muthafukas !) . . . “I mean, even his last name rhymes with shit that’s synonymous for being fucked up, for instance”…
STUMP : TEENY DICK
BUMP : TINY TIT
GUMP : DIMWITTED MOVIE IDIOT GUY
MUMP : A FUCKED UP CHILDREN’S DISEASE
LUMP : IF IT’S MALIGNANT, YOU’RE KINDA FUCKED
UMP : OFTEN MAKES TERRIBLE CALLS
RUMP : AN ASS
DUMP : A PILE OF SHIT THAT CAME OUT OF AN ASS
HUMP : SOMETHING DADDY DID TO HIM DAILY THROUGHOUT CHILDHOOD
PUMP : SEE “HUMP”
. . . and last, but definitely not least –
JUMP : JUMP INTO A DEEP HOLE MOTHER FUCKER, AND GO TO HELL !!
… “Well that’s about it for me as my explosive diarrhea is about ready to take a turn for the worse !! …(splort!, plop!)… OOOOPS !! … sniff,sniff … Ewww !” (audience roars) “Fuhhhhk !.. I better go, 'cause I just went !! … Ha! ha! ha!”
…“Thank You Lazies and Gerbilmen ! Good Night !!” …
(endless laughter, guffaws, cheers, jeers, queers, beers, pants pee-ing, beaters beating, pepper sprayin’, guns poppin’)
“OH LORDY !!.. HELL HATH FINALLY COMETH, AND ARMAGETTIN’ THE FUCK OUTTA HEEE!!”
(quick curtain call, and off to waiting taxi……….with the windows down) …Amen.
if trump was a orphan I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb trumps wall
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
What will Donald trump build in our devices? - A firewall
DOnald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i fucked your mum
Bippity Boppity Boo Donald Trump is gonna deport you
myname is president trump i ams tupid!!! i am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
Also how did trumps wall let this website in???