Donald Trump Jokes
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
This is so bad
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.