Donald Trump Jokes
I'm glad.
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
"North America, best America."
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
When is Donald Trump?
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
Trump keeps calling people "nasty", "failing", and "disgusting".
Doesn't he own a mirror?
Young man: "Very good money, and how about the name of the stupid young man again?"
Friend: "Dagobert Duck."
Young man: "Ah, I remember. He was the American useless."
Friend: "Ah, you mean Donald Trump?"
Young man: "Yes, just like that! I know exactly how the guy managed to become president. Hahaha!!!"
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.