Donald Trump Jokes
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
I'm glad.
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
"North America, best America."
Memes
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
When is Donald Trump?
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"