Donald Trump Jokes
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
Memes
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
I'm glad.
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
"North America, best America."
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.