What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
When is Donald Trump?
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.