Donald Trump Jokes
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa’s clock; the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where’s Trump’s clock?"
"Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.
Trump keeps calling people "nasty", "failing", and "disgusting".
Doesn't he own a mirror?
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.