Donald Trump Jokes
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.
When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."
His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"
Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"
10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.