A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
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*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
Why?
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
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White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
trump is ass
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
