does donald know his wife is mexican?
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he get a hole in one.
A dead Russian is trumps accountant
What's the difference between Donald Trump and the orange. The taste good.
The at three people in a plane it is about to crash there is trump,Obama,nine year old girl, but only 2 para- soots Obama says "oh my I need one I need to protect my family" so he jumps off! Trump says "oh I am the smartest man in the world I must take it" so he jumps off 9 year old- welp I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending
my bother went missing 5 years ago he also supported TRUMP he is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard
Why
he do American fell like trump is the president he is stuip like soup
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Here via westwingman.net from Veep!
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*
White 40 year olds love little white kids and so does trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Tell me a joke about my hairline no because he don't got one feel like Donald Trump it don't move
Git is going to let bill Cosby out of jail o wait he watched little bill
HELLO GUYS. Its me Donald fuckin Trump. Ask me anything in the comments guys