Donald Trump Jokes
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
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Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
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What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...
Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"
Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.