Donald Trump Jokes
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*