Donald Trump Jokes

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?

A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.

Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?

Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.

Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?

A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

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*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.

Why?

Here via westwingman.net from Veep!

Trump is ass.

Fuk yall!

I think DJT has FTD.

My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."

Trump's releasing the files.

To catch all the pedophiles.

He didn't know Epstein.

Didn't touch any teens.

It's often said that people peaked in high school.

I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.

Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.

Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.