Trump

Donald Trump Jokes

Brother

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

President

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

Epstein

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Donald Trump

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

Difference

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

Hairline

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

Mom

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

Guy

Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.

West

Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.

Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.

Epstein

Trump's releasing the files.

To catch all the pedophiles.

He didn't know Epstein.

Didn't touch any teens.

Peak

It's often said that people peaked in high school.

I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.