Donald Trump Jokes
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
Why?
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*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
This isn’t a meme just trump’s mugshot
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
Here via westwingman.net from Veep!
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
Trump is ass.
Fuk yall!
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.