Donald Trump Jokes

Why?

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.

Here via westwingman.net from Veep!

What's the difference between Canada and the USA?

In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.

In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.

Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.

Trump's releasing the files.

To catch all the pedophiles.

He didn't know Epstein.

Didn't touch any teens.

Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.

What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.

Trump is ass.