Donald Trump Jokes
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
Here via westwingman.net from Veep!
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
Anybody home? :)
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."