Donald Trump Jokes
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
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Why?
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
Ever since convicted New York State felon Donald John Trump has taken office, the Canada-US border has been a mess of tariffs, counter-tariffs and boycotts.
And where does it end? I just got served a salad with 500 Islands in the dressing instead of a thousand. The price was the same.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
I think DJT has FTD.
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Trump is ass.
Fuk yall!
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.