My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
Donald Trump Jokes
Here via westwingman.net from Veep!
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
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Why?
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
Trump is ass.
Fuk yall!
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.