Here via westwingman.net from Veep!
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
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Why?
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
Trump is ass.
Fuk yall!
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
