Trump

Donald Trump Jokes

Comedian

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

Brother

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

Difference

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

Hairline

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

Mom

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

Guy

Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.

West

Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.

Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.

President

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?