Donald Trump Jokes

there was 4 people a helicopter the one was trump one was a kid in 1st grade one was the a school teacher the lat one was the china leader there was only 3 shoots the china leader take one and jumps the school teacher says she has to teach so she jumps trumo and the first grader are left trump says i lived my life you take the last one so the kid puts on his backpack a jumps trump makes it out safe

i fucked your mum

What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice? Answer: Attorney General William Barr!

What does Donald Trump says when he declares war? Nuke them. What does a pervert says when he declares war? Nude them.

donald trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.

What did the left butt cheek say to the right?

Trump 2020

What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common? No one likes them

Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot”

Secret code that bin laden sent to Obama but couldn't deceifer ! ! It was eloHssA OllEH !!🤪🤣😷😷😷🤪🤪🤪😝😛😛😛🍺🍺🍺👍👍👍🤪🤪🤪

FRIEND no so much " Hey wan to come to my house ?" sended lonly ORPHAN/ trump " want to come to my orphaige? sended

FRIEND not so much " dude im blocking you!" sended

Lonly orphan " :( sended

What's the difference between Donald Trump and the orange. The taste good.

Obama: It smells like upnigga in here... Trump: What's upnigga Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!

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what is simular between hitler and trump they both want to keep races out

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*