Donald Trump Jokes

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

Here via westwingman.net from Veep!

He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.

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Why?

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.

Trump is ass.

Fuk yall!

Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.

Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.

Trump's releasing the files.

To catch all the pedophiles.

He didn't know Epstein.

Didn't touch any teens.

It's often said that people peaked in high school.

I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.