Donald Trump Jokes
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.