Donald Trump Jokes
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
When is Donald Trump?
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Trump, just why?
"North America, best America."
I'm glad.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)