Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!” Kid: “Whatever” Principal: Why did you have to swear” Because of that one demerit!” Kid; “Doesn't matter!” Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!” Kid: “Oh well!” Principle: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!” Kid: “Im try not to kill myself!”
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer?
the child has no trouble shooting
Why are orphans lucky? Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell there parents.
Why did the bee gets into trouble? Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
I am in trouble my mum ask me to get six cans of sprit
But I got seven ups
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I got in trouble today bc I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said lighten up
why was the chicken in trouble? for using fowl language!
I got in trouble at school today bc I played the knife game with a pair of scissors but I couldn't flip them off bc I was missing that finger.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car 🚗 and drive all over? Time to get in trouble
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble? He got caught playing with his Privates!
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Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
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Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school Because he cheated on a test
Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said "I'm gonna call your parents!" I said "let me know when you find them" <3
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I am in trouble
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “do aliens exist” “of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
