Trouble jokes

Why can’t orphans be criminals?

Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢

The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”

No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”

Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”

Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.

“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.

Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”

Kid: “Whatever!”

Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”

Kid: “Doesn't matter!”

Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”

Kid: “Oh well!”

Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”

Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”

What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?

The child has no trouble shooting.

Why was the chicken in trouble?

For using fowl language!

Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?

Because they can't call their parents.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.

I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.

But I got seven Up.

Why are orphans lucky?

Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.

Why did the bee get into trouble?

Because he wasn't beehiving very well!

My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.

What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?

Time to get in trouble!

Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?

He got caught playing with his Privates!

How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?

The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.

Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?

Because the principal was going to call his parents.

Why did Oliver have no friends?

His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.

I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.

Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?

Because he cheated on a test.