My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?
The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
