Trip Jokes

A kid asks his father, " How long is our trip dad?" The kids father says , " Our trip is a fortnite."

I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning :3

Mom:kid bring your toys and clothing to the car were going to Disney land

Kid:ok

Bring kid to the orphanages.

Two Twin Towers Topple To Terrorists Terrorizing Twenty To-be-doomed Trip Takers

Teacher: where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip

Orphan: Parent signature:___________

That camping trip was in-tents

Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

I had to share a table recently with a disabled man when I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.

One day I was very happy, I managed to win lottery and receive free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia! Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived towards me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why is he doing this only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.

Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruin my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!

My dad is Aal-Qaeda and he even took a plane trip to new york in 2001.

Dad: how was your trip to the park? Daughter: it was good until the man came along. Dad: *gasps* whatever happened, it wasn't your fault, but tell Daddy, what happened? Daughter: he made my friends go away so it was just me and him... then he took my dress off... Dad: oh God, what next? Daughter: Nothing, that was it. Dad: oh, come on! that wasn't exciting, make something up!

What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip? "Want me to pack your shit?"

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was LSD. I see a dreamer.

The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip but he needed his parents signature.

Why Couldn't the twin's never do anything right? Because they were trip-lets

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a fiend trip u know why Parent signature:_________

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A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise who gets their first Obviously the lesbian couple they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.

A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?", he asks. "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.