Trip jokes

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"

The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the mew-seum!

Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?

Orphan: Parent signature: ___________

That camping trip was in-tents.

I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3

Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.

Kid: Ok.

*Bring kid to the orphanage*.

My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.

Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.

One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!

Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.

Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!

Dad: How was your trip to the park?

Daughter: It was good until the man came along.

Dad: *gasps* Whatever happened, it wasn't your fault, but tell Daddy, what happened?

Daughter: He made my friends go away so it was just me and him... then he took my dress off...

Dad: Oh God, what next?

Daughter: Nothing, that was it.

Dad: Oh, come on! That wasn't exciting, make something up!

Why don’t midgets wear tampons?

Because they’ll trip over the string.

What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?

"Want me to pack your shit?"

The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

Parent signature: _________

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."

Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?

Because they were triplets!

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?

Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.