Trip jokes
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
There are so many things about Tracy Latimer's murder that I wish I knew. Did he buckle up her seatbelt? Did he put the radio on for her?
Did he tell her she was going on a little trip to Gastown?
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”
So the boy said, “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”
The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."